About RomanSkeatXp
Nick Lachey:

Nick Lachey Naked
|
Information:
Name: Nick Lachey
Born: 1973-11-09
Height: 1.75
|
Filmography:
Bewitched (2005), American Dreams (2004), Ellen (2004), I Love the '70s (2003), Christmas in Rockefeller Center (2000)
|
Why did the teacher have
her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
WetherbyEdwardosR
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to
go out after school. I
promised Dad that I would stay in and help
him with my homework.
CarlBercleahvo
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
UlricCadwyMB
Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
KeveonFaheyah
Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were
confused about which side to spit on.
BazilChirantanau
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
An
elephant with spare parts !el
NorwynCaradoclR
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo:
The elephant has a better memory.
NicVonnId
Why did the monster put the
cake in the
freezer?
Because he had been told to ice it.
AvrumBeatiejC
There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more
blood than you can even
imagine
RobRoyBarnieDF
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college
buddies who moved up there during
the war.
GlifieuGrishamMl